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wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
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"BLESS THIS POST"
"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"
"finally someone said it"
finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg
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do something out of the ordinary like catch a matinee…
Thank you Tiffany for getting this stuck in my head
Whoa whoa whoa lol howwwwwww am I to blame
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mom: *knocks on door*
me: just a second don’t come i—
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waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
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we lived in the Murder House
we escaped the Asylum
we protected the Coven
and now, we will attend the Freak Show
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I’ve noticed that if you’re nice and considerate of other people, some take advantage of you. If you get more forceful then you’re mean or wrong or overreacting. This seems like a lose-lose, so basically fuck all that. Treat people how they treat you.
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